Buckle up for this wild chapter from church history – The Cadaver Synod! It's as grim as it gets. Pope Formosus died in 896, but that was just the start of his troubles. His successor, Pope Stephen VI, had beef. And what do you do when your rival is dead? Dig him up and take him to court, obviously.
They propped up Formosus' 7-month-old corpse on a throne and tossed charges like he’d broken church laws n' stuff. As expected, the dead pope didn’t defend himself, so they found him guilty. His papal robes were stripped off, three fingers (those used for blessings) were chopped off, and what remained was tossed into the Tiber river. Shockingly, not everyone was cool with it. Stephen VI was jailed and later strangled.
Talk about holding a grudge, right? The Cadaver Synod easily takes the 'Weird History Award' if you ask me.
This has gotta be one of the craziest things I've read on here. The whole idea of putting a dead guy on trial is next-level power move stuff. Just goes to show how political the papacy was back then. It’s not just about religious power but about sending a message. Dead or not, they want to ruin your legacy if you didn't play the game right.