The Great Emu War: Birds 1, Australia 0

lmao ok so we all know wars, but get this: The Great Emu War in Australia, 1932. No joke, it’s a real thing. Emus were basically everywhere, eating crops, running amok. The farmers were fed up. The solution? Send in the troops – armed with machine guns. But the emus? They didn't give a single feather about it. They pulled some pro gamer moves, scattering in groups and peacing out faster than the soldiers could aim. About a thousand birds met their maker, but in the end, the emu population bounced back and the military retreated. So yeah, big feathery bois: 1, Australian military: 0.

Submitted 10 months ago by wackyscholar