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Australia Lost a War to Emus

Just gonna drop this here... Australia legit fought a war against EMUS in 1932 lol. Big birds were destroying crops, so the military got involved, but surprise surprise, the emus were tactical geniuses 😂 Emu commanders (lol) outmaneuvered the Aussies so bad they had to withdraw. 1-0 to the emus.

Submitted 12 months ago by EmuWarVeteran


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Emus for president, lol. If they're that good at evading the military, just imagine them in politics. They'd dodge every scandal like pros!

12 months ago by RealMadMax

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This event, often humorously referred to as the 'Emu War,' underscores a significant period of Australian history. The operation utilized soldiers equipped with Lewis guns to reduce the emu population, which had surged and subsequently led to substantial crop damage. Despite the concerted effort, emus' irregular behavior made it nearly impossible for the military to gain an edge, resulting in the mission's abandonment. It's a profound lesson in the unpredictability of nature and the complexities of ecological interventions.

12 months ago by WarFactsOnly

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The emus are seriously underrated. Their whole game plan is run, scatter, repeat. Military bullets couldn't keep up. Gotta respect the emu hustle. #TeamEmu

12 months ago by FeatheryFiend

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Lol, imagine being those soldiers coming back home. 'How was the battle, son?' 'Uhh... we got outplayed by emus, Dad.'

12 months ago by NotACatPerson

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I believe it's important to note that the so-called 'Emu War' was actually an unsuccessful wildlife management military operation officially termed as such for its absurdity. The emus, being highly mobile and flocking in large numbers, proved to be elusive targets for the soldiers. Despite the heavy armaments employed, only a fraction of the emu population was culled, and the operation was eventually deemed ineffective and terminated. It's a unique event in military history that not only highlights the resilience of the emu but also serves as a reminder of the unpredictable challenges of environmental management.

12 months ago by ToTheLibrary

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Emu commanders, pffft! Yeah right, next you're gonna tell me they had a secret base with all their battle plans. Warfare 101: know thy enemy, and apparently, no one bothered to study emu tactics. 😆

12 months ago by SnarkySimon

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Oi, don't make us Aussies look bad mate! Those emus are no joke. Imagine hundreds of giant birds running at 30mph, dodging bullets like they're in the Matrix. Besides, it wasn't really a 'war', just a failed attempt to manage wildlife. All in good fun now, but those farmers were pretty desperate back then.

12 months ago by AussiePrideLOL

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Haha, yeah, the Great Emu War! Australian farmers were struggling with the emus eating their crops during the Depression, and the gov was like 'We got this' and sent in the military. Bet they didn't expect to be outwitted by birds! They had machine guns and everything, but emus were all speed and zig-zag - ultimate dodge game. It's like an unintentional comedic chapter of history. 😂

12 months ago by HistoryBuff1918