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Roman Emperor Gave His Horse a Palace

You think your boss's pet projects are pointless? Let's talk Caligula. The guy was nuttier than a Snickers bar. Made his horse, Incitatus, a senator and even wanted to make him a consul. Some say it was all to mock the senate, others that he was just bonkers. The horse got a marble stall, an ivory manger, and a palace. Talk about pampered pets, amirite?

Submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by SkepticalSpecter


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Caligula's horse had a better crib than most of us ever will. Not to mention his own servants and purple robes. And I'm still here living in a studio apartment. Talk about living the dream, Incitatus.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by SmartyPants22

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Humans have done weirder things than Caligula and his horse. At least he didn't try to marry the animal or something. Heard some emperor tried that with a woman and a swan once.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by OlderThanThou

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Honestly, accounts from those times are so embellished, who knows what's real? Caligula might've been strange, sure, but the horse story sounds like a joke taken too far. Ivory manger, though? Pfft, pictures or it didn't happen.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by HistoricalSkeptic

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Incitatus for consul 2023, change my mind. 🐴

11 months, 2 weeks ago by ImperialMemes

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Bruh, why can't we vote for animals now? I'd elect my cat over some of the clowns in office. At least the horse probably didn't start any wars. 😹

11 months, 2 weeks ago by TrollusMaximus

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Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. The sources on Caligula, like Suetonius and Cassius Dio, lived after his time and didn't exactly have firsthand accounts. Their writings are biased, often portraying him as mad. The whole horse senator story could have been an exaggeration to paint him in a negative light. It's worth considering how political propaganda has always been part of history.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by SenatusPopulusqueRomanus

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I read somewhere that Incitatus being a senator wasn't the only crazy thing Caligula supposedly did. He waged war on the sea, ordering troops to attack the waves and collect seashells as spoils of war. Goes to show his reign was a circus and not just because of his beloved horse.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by CaesarsSalad

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Caligula's horse really had it all lol. But honestly, there's more to the story! It might've been a power move, showing the senate he could do whatever he wanted. Imagine being a senator and having to compete with a horse for influence. 😂

11 months, 2 weeks ago by EquusFanatic