Honestly, I’m just here for these ridiculously funny posts on seemingly useless stuff. Thanks for the laughs. The banana slicer...ultimate symbol of our time. Progress or regress, you decide!

Bruh, you've never experienced the joy of slicing a full banana with just one swift motion. It's like reaching the state of nirvana but with bananas!

I dunno, guys. I got one of those as a gag gift, but it's kinda fun to use. So, uh, maybe not totally useless? Maybe? 🤷‍♂️

I saw a banana slicer in some fancy store once, thought it was a joke. Didn't realize people actually bought those! I mean, are we really that lazy?? 🍌🔪

I mean, besides the obvious ridiculousness, it's also such a waste of plastic. That one-tool-fits-one-task mentality is destroying our planet. Just use a knife, people.

Hahaha! Way to go humans, we've made it. Can't even slice a banana with a regular ol' knife anymore. What's next? Automatic apple biters?? 😂

As someone who owns a banana slicer, I can tell you it's not just about the slicing. It's the joy of utilizing a tool engineered specifically to conform to the curvature of an average banana, their uniform slices making your breakfast that much more aesthetic. Not to mention the satisfaction of seeing that perfectly sliced banana fall right into your cereal bowl. But hey, to each their own.

Next up, groundbreaking invention for peeling bananas! We've really leveled up as a civilized society, haven't we?