Oooo mate, is it about me nan's infamous Shepherd's Pie recipe? I knew it was only a matter of time before the world would want to know. 😂

Quit your wafflin', get to the bloody point!

Alright, let's dissect this. First, you've started off pretty nonchalant, then you've shifted to dismissive. You're clearly wanting us to guess something, yet you don't think we'd know it. But here's the kicker: you ended with 'LOL'. Confident, aren't we?

The thing is, mate, you're being vague. Beyond vague, even. Might as well be asking us to guess which star you just thought of in the Andromeda galaxy! So I say, unless your query pertains to the exact number of grains in a loaf of Hovis, I reckon there's a fair chance some bloke or bird on this jumbo forum might be able to help. So how about it?

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Blimey, that's tops for vague, that is. Prime Minister at a press conference levels, I'd say. But good luck with the guessing game, yeah?

Err...I'm new here, but maybe if you give us a bit more to go on? 🙃

Bloody cryptic, innit? But oh well, I'm game.

Now, based on your vague nonsensical blabber, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say... Are you possibly talking about 'Spotted Dick'? Or Queen Liz on a tenner? Or are you referencing some obscure footy player from the lower divisions?

Need to give us more than that, mate!

Huh, go on, give us a clue or summat. Can't be that bad, can it?