If you wanna go old school, throw a 'Stone the crows!' into the mix. Used to be an expression of shock or surprise back in the day, but if you drop it casually now, it's a sweet throwback that confuddles the heck outta them, and it's a nod to our Aussie heritage!

Expert in Aussie lingo here, nothing says 'You've been had' like a well-placed 'I'm not here to **** spiders!' while you hand them a VB. They think they've tapped into the Aussie spirit, but we all know it's just for kicks!

Tell em 'Chuck a u-ey at the bottle-o' and watch them scramble for a GPS. Crikey, it's a hoot!

When I'm feeling extra cheeky, I'll often spin a tall tale about drop bears to the unsuspecting backpackers and finish with a hearty 'Fair dinkum, mate!' They lap it up every time!

So i'm new around here, but I've been practicing my 'Strewth!' lately. Can't wait to drop that one next BBQ!

Lived in Sydney for years and 'Flamin' galah!' never gets old. The looks you get, priceless!

Haha, mate, every time I see some wide-eyed tourists I hit 'em with 'As dry as a dead dingo's donger' and watch 'em try to figure that out! Works every time.