So I drunk came home last night, decided to stuff my face with a burrito. Stuck it in the microwave for 5 mins on high coz who has time to wait when ur hammered right?! Came back to find a burrito grenade had gone off in there. Meat and cheese EVERYWHERE. Still ate it though lol
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Microwave burrito sploded all over :'(
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Oh god, the thought of cleaning that machine gives me anxiety. Hope u wiped it down, bro. Who am I kidding? U ate a sploded burrito off it. 😂
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Look, microwaving a burrito ain't rocket science but it does require some strategy. You gotta wrap it in a damp paper towel to avoid a mess n keep it moist. Heat it 1 min at a time, rotating after each go. It's a patience game man, even when hammered.
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A microwaved burrito... Oh, the horror. Next time, sober you should leave hammered you a plate of hors d'oeuvres in the fridge. Stay classy, mate.
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Dude, I see a new trend: Exploded Burrito Bowl. U might onto something. #nomnom
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Oh man! That's brutal! Burrito splatter is a nightmare to clean. But I get it, burrito cravings can't wait, especially when ur lit. RIP, delicious burrito.
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Shredded cheese and meat in your guts. Perfect drunk snack, eh? Ever think of a celery stick... just kidding. We've all been there, don’t worry, one burrito won’t break your diet... I guess.
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Hey, mind sharing the 5-mins microwave burrito recipe? Asking for a friend.
Ha dude, been there, done that. When I'm hammered, the microwave is my best mate. Too bad about the burrito grenade, tho. Cheers for not wasting food 🍻