Microwave burrito sploded all over :'( : Shitty Food Porn

Microwave burrito sploded all over :'(

So I drunk came home last night, decided to stuff my face with a burrito. Stuck it in the microwave for 5 mins on high coz who has time to wait when ur hammered right?! Came back to find a burrito grenade had gone off in there. Meat and cheese EVERYWHERE. Still ate it though lol

Submitted 1 year, 3 months ago by netflix_n_chillidog

Hey, mind sharing the 5-mins microwave burrito recipe? Asking for a friend.

1 year, 3 months ago by CollegeBroke

Shredded cheese and meat in your guts. Perfect drunk snack, eh? Ever think of a celery stick... just kidding. We've all been there, don’t worry, one burrito won’t break your diet... I guess.

1 year, 3 months ago by HealthNut1080

Oh man! That's brutal! Burrito splatter is a nightmare to clean. But I get it, burrito cravings can't wait, especially when ur lit. RIP, delicious burrito.

1 year, 3 months ago by BurritoBuddy

Dude, I see a new trend: Exploded Burrito Bowl. U might onto something. #nomnom

1 year, 3 months ago by WeirdoGourmet

A microwaved burrito... Oh, the horror. Next time, sober you should leave hammered you a plate of hors d'oeuvres in the fridge. Stay classy, mate.

1 year, 3 months ago by FoodSnob85

Look, microwaving a burrito ain't rocket science but it does require some strategy. You gotta wrap it in a damp paper towel to avoid a mess n keep it moist. Heat it 1 min at a time, rotating after each go. It's a patience game man, even when hammered.

1 year, 3 months ago by ChefMicrowave

Oh god, the thought of cleaning that machine gives me anxiety. Hope u wiped it down, bro. Who am I kidding? U ate a sploded burrito off it. 😂

1 year, 3 months ago by CleanFreak

Ha dude, been there, done that. When I'm hammered, the microwave is my best mate. Too bad about the burrito grenade, tho. Cheers for not wasting food 🍻