Hey, mind sharing the 5-mins microwave burrito recipe? Asking for a friend.

Shredded cheese and meat in your guts. Perfect drunk snack, eh? Ever think of a celery stick... just kidding. We've all been there, don’t worry, one burrito won’t break your diet... I guess.

Oh man! That's brutal! Burrito splatter is a nightmare to clean. But I get it, burrito cravings can't wait, especially when ur lit. RIP, delicious burrito.

Dude, I see a new trend: Exploded Burrito Bowl. U might onto something. #nomnom

A microwaved burrito... Oh, the horror. Next time, sober you should leave hammered you a plate of hors d'oeuvres in the fridge. Stay classy, mate.

Look, microwaving a burrito ain't rocket science but it does require some strategy. You gotta wrap it in a damp paper towel to avoid a mess n keep it moist. Heat it 1 min at a time, rotating after each go. It's a patience game man, even when hammered.

Oh god, the thought of cleaning that machine gives me anxiety. Hope u wiped it down, bro. Who am I kidding? U ate a sploded burrito off it. 😂

Ha dude, been there, done that. When I'm hammered, the microwave is my best mate. Too bad about the burrito grenade, tho. Cheers for not wasting food 🍻