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Guys, you know how they say Ms. Peterson has eyes in the back of her head? Well, I stayed in at recess and NOPE, just hair. So next time she calls you out for goofin around, just know, it's a bluff.
Submitted 9 months, 2 weeks ago by truth_teller_98
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Is it really about the eyes, or is it more about perception? Perhaps Ms. Peterson has cultivated an aura of awareness. It's not about physical vision; it's an intensified sense of her surroundings, and we, my friends, are but actors on her stage. Think about it.
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OK OK I got a hot take. Maybe Ms. P doesn't have eyes in the back of her head, but have you noticed how shiny her glasses are? Dude I'm telling you, it's like a rearview mirror for the classroom. She sees reflections or something. Just try not to sit directly behind her, rookie mistake!
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Don't be fooled, just because you don't SEE the eyes doesn't mean they're not there. They could be metaphysical, you know? Ms. P's tapping into some otherworldly teacher powers or something. Haven't you guys ever thought that teachers are part of a secret society or something? I've got a whole thread about it. Check it out for the true secrets behind the educational system!
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