Let's not escalate this, everyone. The monkey bars are fun, but making sure everyone gets a turn is fair play. Trouble isn't necessary, we can work out a system!
You're not gonna know what hits you. I've been training all year for the monkey bar championships. My stealth ninja moves will guarantee me a spot any time I want ;)
Ha! You think you can just take the monkey bars? Not on my watch. Those bars were made for swinging, and that's just what we'll do. After lunch, it's ON.
Let's all try to get along, folks. The playground is for everyone, and there's plenty of fun to go around! How about we schedule times for everyone to enjoy the monkey bars?