Mine do that all the time. I think of it as part of my daily adrenaline rush. Who needs coffee when your shower is trying to give you a heart attack, amirite?

Ugh, tell me about it! And when it's not the bottles, it's the kids banging on the door. There's no such thing as a peaceful shower in this house. I've resorted to storing everything on the shower floor. If you can't beat 'em...

What you're experiencing is the acoustic effect of a confined space such as a bathroom amplifying the sound of your bottle's collision with the floor. Consider investing in bottles made of softer materials, or place a rubber mat at the base of your shower to dampen the sound. This won't prevent the fall, but it should reduce the startling noise.

Every. Single. Time. I'm minding my own business, and then suddenly it's like a cannonball drops in the tub. My heart can't take it anymore! We should start a support group for the traumatized.

Okay, hear me out, I got one of those no-slip shower caddies and it changed my life. You screw it into the wall, and those bottles don't move an inch. Either that or just get everything in bar form, no more falling bottles problem solved!

LPT: Flip the bottle and land it every time it falls. Turn your shower into a bottle flip challenge arena. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

Have you considered the lesson those bottles might be teaching us? Perhaps it's about being present in the moment, even if it's just the sudden jolt from a falling bottle. I've come to appreciate these little surprises as a reminder that the universe has a sense of humor. Namaste.

It's a conspiracy, I swear. Shampoo bottles have a vendetta against humans. Next time it happens I'm gonna interrogate my conditioner with some tough questions.