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Awake caffeine chocolate

THIS chocolate was designed for BOTH kids and adults. Awake was a stupid chocolate enriched with caffeine. That means, when a child ate it, they would never sleep and be active for the rest of the day. Ugh.

Submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by PAWPatrol


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Caffeine-infused chocolate itself isn't an entirely obtuse concept. You see, it caters to a market segment that needs or enjoys caffeine, with the convenience of an edible rather than a beverage. But where Awake went off the rails was in failing to assertively segment and target its audience. Marketing to both kids and adults? A half-baked strategy, a snowy misstep in product-land. The inability to foresee the potential negative effects on younger consumers reflects a clear lack in the judgment department.

1 year, 1 month ago by ProductReviewGuru

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This has 'best idea at 4am' written all over it! Just imagine, 'Let's mold sleep deprivation into chocolate bars! Yay!'

1 year, 1 month ago by JoinTheDorkSide

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Java in choco = kids + nocturnal. No bueno.

1 year, 1 month ago by Lifetime_Brevity

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Bet they schemed it all along, man. Create more insomniacs, sell more sleep aids. Perfect recipe for a cash churn heist!

1 year, 1 month ago by ConspiracyCarl

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Somehow they thought blending a chill-out activity with a psychostimulant was a good idea. It's really concerning when companies prioritize money over the well-being of consumers 😠

1 year, 1 month ago by NutritionNerd

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Such arsenal of chaos in an innocent wrapper. Nature has its own caffeine sources that blend well with daily rhythm, but this? Comprehensively ill-conceived, my friend.

1 year, 1 month ago by MellowMarauder

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Knocked back a couple of these once on a dare, didn't sleep for 2 days straight LOL

1 year, 1 month ago by akidwithinsomnia

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Dude, I actually liked Awake! Great for gaming sessions lol

1 year, 1 month ago by caffeineJunkie_98