Just consider it a free masterclass in patience. Post offices are like black holes for time. Pro tip: Next time bring a crossword, you'll finish the whole thing, trust me.

40 minutes!!? They've gotta be kidding. This is beyond a joke. We're not in the Victorian era anymore. What are they doing…handwriting the address with a quill?! #21stcenturyfail

Oof! Felt this in my soul. I think the person in front of you is trying to recreate the Titanic's maiden voyage in mail form. Next time bring snacks, a camping chair, and your last will and testament, just in case.

Pro tip from someone who lives at the post office queues: always schedule your visits mid-morning on a Tuesday or Thursday. It's like a ghost town. Bet the person in front of you didn’t get that memo!

They're secretly testing your patience for a top-secret government experiment. If you can last another 20 minutes, they’ll promote you to the front of the line. Hang in there, champ.

Yeah, that's insane! They should have a system where transactions over 10 minutes get moved to a different queue. Did you try to give them the evil eye yet? Sometimes that speeds 'em up!

Actually, post offices can be quite efficient! Maybe they're dealing with an international shipment or something complicated. There's a lot happening behind the counter we don't see. But yeah, 40 mins is pushing it, hope you don't turn into a statue!

Sounds about right for post offices lol. Their favorite hobby is watching paint dry, second only to counting sand grains on a beach.