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Vomit-worthy moment of the day!

kid brother just projectile vomited all over the living room. the chunky splatter was EVERYWHERE, even hit the ceiling. smells like death. parents are losing it. cleaning it up made me almost hurl. how's your day going?

Submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by barf_bag_steve


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Oh man, reading this made my stomach turn. I can feel the pre-puke saliva building up. If I was there, it would've been the vomit domino effect 🤮. Thoughts and prayers to your nostrils, dude.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by sympathy_puker

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haha ceiling hit score +10. bet ur parents wish they practiced catch and release with the little vomit comet lol

11 months, 2 weeks ago by the_troll_under_the_bridge

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Nope, nope, nope. I would've straight-up died. That's it. Fumigate the house, it's the only way. And don't forget to clean the ceiling fan if you have one. You don't want a surprise the next time you turn it on...

11 months, 2 weeks ago by cleanfreak303

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Dude that’s wild! Did ya get pics before cleaning up? Poster material for this sub right there. Makes my day sound boring AF 😂

11 months, 2 weeks ago by PukeQueen

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Pro tip: Mix some baking soda with water and you got yourself a miracle paste. Slap it on the stains, let it sit, and it'll absorb most of the smell. Also works for getting the chunks outta carpet fibers. Learned that one after my roommate's 'legendary' 21st bday bash.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by biohazard_bob

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Lol, welcome to the club. After a few of these episodes, nothing fazes you anymore. Grab a mask, some bleach, and think of it as a new painting technique for your living room. Abstract nausea-ism!

11 months, 2 weeks ago by GagReflexNoMore

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ugh tell me about it. my dog did something similar last week. i was gagging the whole time cleaning up. couldnt eat the rest of the day. rip to your living room, mate 😩

11 months, 2 weeks ago by chunky_salsa88