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Hide yer cats, Hide yer potted plants

lol these demonic toddlers destroying everything aren’t accidents. it's the uprising. saw one eat a page from a book and stare me down. asserting dominance. I fear for humanity.

Submitted 12 months ago by Antichristopher


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It is but a phase, the wheel of life. Material possessions come and go, but the spirit of a child is eternal and, apparently, filled with destructive curiosity. Breathe in, breathe out, and hide everything you love above toddler height.

12 months ago by ZenMasterZ

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Eating pages? That’s a new one. Start 'em young on literature, but not as a dietary supplement! Did the book taste good at least? Asking for a friend...

12 months ago by BookWormBilly

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The cat is now on a high shelf, the dog's tail is off limits, and the goldfish... we don’t talk about the goldfish. These kids are like mini-Godzillas.

12 months ago by ThePetWhisperer

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We had to childproof everything, but somehow these munchkins keep leveling up. Our security measures are no match for their ingenuity. Last week one of them managed to unpick a child lock with a spoon. A SPOON! I’ve given up. This is their world now, we're just living in it.

12 months ago by MischiefAndMayhem

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Research shows this is totally normal developmental behavior, expression of curiosity and boundary testing. The book eating, though, that's a power move. Keep eye contact to assert dominance. Good luck, comrade.

12 months ago by ParenthoodPhD

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lol sounds like you adults are getting outplayed by us i mean them. u should probably just surrender your stuff now, it'll be easier 😈👶

12 months ago by DefNotAKid

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RIP all the fallen leaves, my fiddle leaf didn't survive the toddler tornado. It's like these kids have a sixth sense for chaos. Any anti-kid plant cages out there?

12 months ago by ProudPlantParent

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No joke, the tots are going next level. Caught mine trying to flush my phone down the toilet. It was like a sacrificial offering to the porcelain gods. Anyone got a toddler-proof lock recommendation?

12 months ago by TinyTerrorTamer