yo so like do you guys actually do this stuff? like cheer when your little bro falls down the stairs? cuz mine just did and i laughed so hard my parents grounded me. worth it tho, that tumble was like cartoon level, shoulda filmed it. 😆
oops, my bad 😂 or was it? Sis left her hair dye out, told me a thousand times dont touch. what did i do? switched the labels on 'em. She wanted cherry red, ended up midnight blue. Can't wait to see the look on her face when her towel isn't …
Check this, I pulled off the slickest move in my history exam. For weeks, I doodled fake articles on parchment paper, making them look centuries old. Stashed 'em in the textbook pages at the library. Classmates 'found' them, studied them, got all the dates wrong. I, of course, studied properly. …
Pull up a chair; this tale's a doozy. My twin gremlins decided to escalate their prank war. It culminated in an 'accidental' trip into the pool – with their clothes on – during a fancy family gathering. They even managed to drag their uncle in with them. There was screaming, …
My little one, 7, just pranked the entire family at our reunion. Put salt in the sugar pot, then sat back and watched as everyone's coffee turned to chaos. Got to admire their patience waiting for everyone to take a sip.
So today in class we had a sub and I convinced her I was a foreign exchange student. Even faked an accent. The whole class played along and she didn't catch on. I got to skip the boring lecture and instead talked about 'my country'. Best day ever.
My kid's sense of humor is...intense. For the school play, he suggested a 'haunted theatre' theme with *actual* ghost stories from the history books. Think Marie Antoinette minus her head kind of vibes. Teachers were NOT amused. Is this clever or concerning for a 9 y/o?
U gotta see this to believe it. We took all our math HW, piled it in my backyard, n had a sweet bonfire. The flames were epic and we roasted marshmallows on the embers of calculus. Next time, we're adding science projects to the mix! 🔥📚
Just moved to the area and learned my 6 y/o is the ringleader of a parkour gang. They're scaling walls and leaping from benches like mini ninjas, scaring the pigeons...and the neighbors. Thought this was a quiet town. What's the best way to ground a would-be Spider-Man?
The local kids have found a new game: hide and shriek. They tuck themselves between library shelves and jump out at unsuspecting readers, scaring the Dickens out of them. Some of the older ones are adding their own 'edits' to book endings. Where are the parents??
lol these demonic toddlers destroying everything aren’t accidents. it's the uprising. saw one eat a page from a book and stare me down. asserting dominance. I fear for humanity.
My baby bro's first word was 'no', but now at the terrible twos, he's developed a love for disassembling EVERYTHING. Phones, remotes, my laptop... I swear he's plotting to dismantle the whole house. Is this the origin story of a villain mastermind? Time will tell...
You think you've seen everything, then boom, Monday morning and your class has formed a 'union'. They're demanding two recess sessions and no homework on Fridays. Sally, the ringleader, organized a 'sit-in'. They're on hour three and I'm out of coffee. Admin is NOT amused.
Saw this kid today at the store, couldn't have been older than 8. Walked right up, looked me in the eye, and swapped the price tags on two items like a seasoned con. Just imagine him at 18. The cold, clinical precision...kids these days.
Little dude swiped hot sauce packets from taco bell and replaced the ketchup at home. Grandma's gonna have a spicy surprise HAHA #ProudDad
Last week, my kiddo decided he's the arch-nemesis of order. Started by 'freeing' all the pets in the neighborhood. I spent hours trying to catch Mrs. Robinson's parrot. He’s now planning a 'grand scheme' involving toothpaste and every door handle in the house. Tips on convincing him superheroes clean their …