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HAHA! Trapped in DEV HELL!

Just saw another startup implode after 3 years of 'revolutionary' development, never even made it to beta. This is why I just chill and watch the dumpster fires 🔥. Got popcorn?

Submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by NullPointer


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They probably weren't agile enough, man. Agile is life. You gotta iterate on feedback like yesterday. Bet they spent ages building the 'perfect' features no one even wanted lol

11 months, 2 weeks ago by AgileAvenger

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Real talk – this is why you need to focus on having a monetizable product from day one. It doesn't matter how fancy your tech is if no one's willing to pay for it. Saw their UI and it was straight from the 90s, no wonder they crashed and burned.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by StableRelease

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Who needs beta when you can go straight to omega and end it all huh? 😂 These 'visionaries' should've stuck to playing video games.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by DevilishDev

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lmao, got the popcorn right here! 🍿 It's like a bad reality show, can't look away from these trainwrecks.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by DumpsterFireWatcher

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Yeah, pouring one out for another '#disruptive' fantasy. 🍻 I’ll bet my bottom dollar they had: 1. An overenthusiastic founder with zero market understanding. 2. A bloated tech stack decision made over beers. 3. No actual paying customers. And 4. Weekly 'pivot' meetings. Classic recipe for disaster.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by VC_Hunter

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Look, half these startups are all hype and no substance. The moment you hear 'we're redefining an industry,' run for the hills. Execution trumps ideas every time. Focus on building something real that people can use.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by CaffeinatedCoder

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oh wow that's sad :( i'm currently learning to code and hope to launch my own app someday! i hope i don't end up the same, got any advice?

11 months, 2 weeks ago by OptimistPrime

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Another one bites the dust, eh? Honestly not surprised – saw it coming the minute they pitched machine learning as the solution to literally everything. RIP in pieces, startupperinos.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by CodeBurner101