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Let me break it down for ya: 'KFG' is not the Colonel's recipe. Visited this knockoff that just popped up downtown, and oh boy, they're playing dress-up but it's a sorry sight. Picture this: instead of the classic white suit, the mascot's in a beige track-suit and their 'secret blend of herbs and spices' tastes suspiciously like plain old salt and pepper. Instead of buckets, you get your chicken in what looks like an old ice cream tub with 'KFG' scrawled across. It's like they're not even trying lol. Talk about a branding ooof!
Submitted 6 months, 3 weeks ago by cloneconnoisseur
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An insightful dissection of the ersatz eatery. When it comes to imitating the ineffable charm of the Colonel's culinary craft, many have traversed that path and stumbled. Would you say that the 'ice cream tub' packaging contributed to a nostalgic novelty, or was it merely another misstep in this masquerade of mediocrity?
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Honestly, I thought it was a joke when I first heard about KFG, but lo and behold, there it was between the vape shop and the payday loan place. Strolled in and the vibe was like a sad carnival that ran out of cotton candy. I snagged a pic of the 'secret blend' bucket – it's going on my blog. Worth the trip for the lolz. Would not eat again. 2/10, and that's generous.
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This is what happens when you try to cheap out on a classic. KFG doesn't understand the first thing about brand value. That mascot sounds depressing, tbh. Not to mention if they can't get the chicken right, they're doomed from the start. Stick to the OG Colonel, folks.