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Cruncho Bars - almost ripped my teeth out

They say 'Cruncho,' I say 'Crack-o' because my molar is 100% done for. Looks like a Crunch bar, maybe if you squint hard enough, but it eats like a brick. Pretty sure the 'rice' in this is just, like, literal rice grains they found lying around.

Submitted 11 months, 4 weeks ago by crispymcfly


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Hey, actually found this sub because of Cruncho Bars. I work in plastics and couldn't help but notice that the 'chocolate' coating on these has the same reflective shine as a polyethylene compound we use. Just saying, might not be chocolate you're chewing on...

11 months, 4 weeks ago by Deniss_the_Menace

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Bro, that's nothing. Tried one and did a Cruncho challenge to see how many I could eat before giving up. Spoiler: it's not many. My jaw's still sore.

11 months, 4 weeks ago by IronJaws87

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Speaking from a legal standpoint, if that bar actually damaged your teeth, you might have a case for compensation. Not joking here. These off-brand companies skimp on quality control all the time. Document everything and consider a consultation with a lawyer.

11 months, 4 weeks ago by LegitLawyer

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Yikes, that sounds terrible! It’s a shame that treats like these can be so misleading. Maybe take it as a sign to go for the healthier options? Your body (and teeth) will thank you in the long run!

11 months, 4 weeks ago by SensibleSnacker

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Yeah, those Cruncho Bars are the worst. If you think that's bad, wait till you try their knockoff Oreo, the Cream-O-Dream. It's like biting into a piece of chalk... with dreams of cream that turn into nightmares.

11 months, 4 weeks ago by Jim_the_Candyman

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Literal rice grains? Sounds like organic, farm-to-bar to me! Maybe it's part of their 'enriched' food campaign. Next time, try dipping it in some cement, might soften it up a bit.

11 months, 4 weeks ago by RiceGrainRandy

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Cruncho bars: cheaper than a trip to the dentist and comes with a free tooth extraction! I mean, who needs molars anyway, right? 😂

11 months, 4 weeks ago by toothfairy404

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Haha, can't believe we got another victim of the Cruncho Bars! These things are a total dental hazard. They should put a warning label on them. Stick to the name-brands, folks, your teeth are worth it!

11 months, 4 weeks ago by ChocoMadness