Why crave 'Fountain Dew' when 'Mountain View' opens your third eye : CRAPPY OFF BRANDS

Why crave 'Fountain Dew' when 'Mountain View' opens your third eye

Okay, hear me out, 'Mountain View' is the real MVP. It's like someone took Mountain Dew, forgot the recipe halfway through, and just winged it with sugar, green food dye, and, IDK, hopes and dreams?? Tastes like liquified gummy bears and has enough caffeine to kickstart a dead car battery. If you're not on that 'Mountain View' train, you're missing out, plebs.

Submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by trollin_thomas

I tried to start my car with Mountain View after reading your post. Spoiler: didn't work. But hey, it kickstarted my day just fine! Dunno if I've gained any spiritual enlightenment yet, but I'm seeing enough bright colors to make a kaleidoscope jealous.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by DeadBatteryDave

Mountain View is LIT 🔥🔥🔥! The sugar is like A POW right in the taste buds, and the caffeine has you ZOOMING for HOURS. Forget drinks that cost triple the price, this right here's a steal.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by SugarRushQueen

The complex flavor notes of a 'Fountain Dew' are far superior to your 'Mountain View,' I assure you. However, the amusement of experiencing such an audaciously bold rip-off is worth the loss in quality. One must applaud the sheer gumption it takes to market a product so unabashedly divergent from its source material.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by CertifiedSodaSnob

Honestly, I bought Mountain View for the kids' slumber party cuz it was cheap, and these kids couldn’t tell the difference. Claimed it was 'epic gamer fuel' and practically vibrated through the walls from all that sugar and caffeine. It's a once-a-year purchase for me cause no one needs that kind of energy on a regular basis.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by Budget_Mom

Mountain View? More like Mountain Don't. Tastes like you're licking a rainbow - and not in the good way. Also good luck with your sleep schedule after that caffeine punch. Haven't blinked since Tuesday.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by JustHere4Laughs

I've conducted an extensive taste test of knock-off energy drinks, and 'Mountain View' is a fascinating specimen. It's overly sweet, arguably to mask other deficits in flavor profile, but contains a curious hint of what might be described as 'artificial nostalgia.' As for its caffeine content, I was genuinely impressed. It provides an ample boost, albeit paired with a side of jitters. Recommended for those who prioritize function over form.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by CaffeineCritique

Mountain View over Mountain Dew any day! Who even needs legit branding when you've got that eye-opening flavor?? The knockoff life chose me, and I'm riding this sugar high into eternity. 🚀

11 months, 2 weeks ago by HypeBeastEater

LMAO, 'hopes and dreams' got me! But seriously, Mountain View is my go-to when the wallet's feeling light. It's like a roulette wheel of flavor every time you crack one open. Never know if today's the day it'll taste more like green or sugar, but it's all part of the charm imo.