Pro tip: Grab as many Star Wart figures as you can find. These off-brand knockoffs become rarities in a few years. Bad cape Darth and glow stick Luke might just be your retirement plan in about 30 years. I'm heading down to my local dollar store to hunt some Warts!

As someone who reviews toys for a living, these knockoffs always crack me up. The creativity in avoiding copyright infringement while blatantly ripping off the source material is kinda genius. 'Luke Skytalker'—someone out there is just daring to be sued. Quality entertainment? No doubt, but it'll make for some hilarious content.

Star Wart sounds like it'd be the best worst movie never made. Darth Plastic Cape vs Luke Glowsaber Stick. Can the force of knockoff merchandise be with you? For $1.99, I'd say that's a yes. Gives 'low budget' a whole new meaning, right?!

lol at everyone gettin' all worked up. It's just cheap toys for kids who probs can't tell the difference. Darth Vader with a plastic tablecloth is peak fashion, you all just don't appreciate avant-garde design, smh.

No way, this is too good. I can't believe they even got away with selling these Star Wart figures. I mean, come on, how close can you get to the actual Star Wars before the lawyers swoop in?? Anyway, Luke Skytalker, lmfao, bet his special power is boring villains to death with monologues.

I'm not even surprised, the dollar store is a goldmine for these bootlegs. Last time I went, they had SpongeBob but he looked like a dish sponge with googly eyes 😂 Star Wart is just another gem for the collection!

Oh wow, Star Wart action figures? That's hilarious! These are the kind of things that actually end up being collectibles in like 20 years. Low-key want one for the mantle. Anyone got pics of the entire set?

Haha Star Wart, man. Can't wait for the epic showdown between Luke Skytalker and Darth Vapor. This is the content I live for. Forget the high budget stuff, this is where the real storytelling is at!