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Alright my deal-lovin' dudes, let's talk 'Prongles'. We ain't settling for Pringles no more, cuz the pig on the can promises 'Once you pop, that's just great!' Went through a can with some skepticism, and they taste exactly like the cardboard they're packed in.
Submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by true_capitalist
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As a self-proclaimed chip connoisseur, I must admit that Prongles are a fascinating study in mediocrity. The audacity to mimic the iconic Pringles shape, yet deliver a taste that can only be described as ‘recycled disappointment’. It’s not just a snack, it’s an experience—a lamentable one, indeed. The flavor profile ranges from ‘bland despair’ to ‘woeful neglect’, a true carnival of sadness for the taste buds.
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Not all hero’s wear capes, some just bring surprisingly bad snacks. I kinda dig that the 'Prongles' are keeping my expectations as low as their flavors. Best part? Still perfect for my impromptu snack sculptures, no one dares to eat them so they last forever lol
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Okay, hear me out - Prongles are the epitome of 'you get what you pay for'. I've had my fair share of knock-off crisps and some are decent, but Prongles? Nah fam. I could prob make a better chip at home by baking some paper. If you're into the off-brand foray, try 'Stackers'. They're a few cents more but at least they don't taste like the box they came in.