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The Ultimate Gaming System: The PolyStation

Y'all ever heard of the PolyStation? Picked this bad boy up at a yard sale for $5. It plays all the games - none of which you've actually heard of. Comes with a 'DualsChock' controller and a library of titles like 'Unfamiliar Territory' and 'Racer of Karts'. Pretty sure this is what they play in the mirror universe where everything is just slightly off.

Submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by ThriftyNiftyShop


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Honestly, for $5 I'd say you've got your money's worth just by unraveling its mysteries. How does it even run? Is it using some sort of prehistoric chip to emulate games? Or is it an alien artifact disguised as common tech? The world may never know...

11 months, 2 weeks ago by TheRealDealTechie

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PolyStation is the future, you plebs. It's going to overtake Sony any day now, just you wait. The DualsChock is a technological marvel, it shocks you when your character gets hit. Next-level immersion!

11 months, 2 weeks ago by TrollMaster69

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No way! I had a PolyStation when I was a kid, obviously couldn't tell the difference then. Thought I had the real deal. Good times, bad graphics, and weird game translations. Ah, to be young and naive again. Keep it for the nostalgia!

11 months, 2 weeks ago by NostalgiaNerd

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I wouldn't play on that if you paid me. The PolyStation is a travesty to gaming. Don't support the counterfeit market, people. It's bad for devs and the industry as a whole.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by GameSnobPro

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You can't really beat the price point though, can you? I mean, for the price of a decent coffee, you've got yourself a conversation starter and a companion console for when you can't be bothered with your main setup. I'd say crack it open, see what funky tech they crammed in there to mimic the real deal. Could be educational, worst-case scenario you've got parts for a DIY project.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by ThriftyTechie

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Dude, Unfamiliar Territory is low-key a gem. I'd take that over the overrated AAA titles any day. In the mirror universe, they probably have a 'PlayGuy' instead of a GameBoy, and 'Master Quest' instead of Pokémon. It's a whole culture, man, the world of crappy knock-offs. Cherish it!

11 months, 2 weeks ago by MirrorUniverseGamer

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LMAO, these knock-offs are getting out of hand. PolyStation, really? Bet it's the kind of console that comes with 1000 games and they're all just repeats of the same 10 games with different sprites.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by BrandBuster

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Ah, the PolyStation, a classic example of knock-off genius. Bet those games are just reskinned versions of classic titles, like how 'Racer of Karts' is probably a janky 'Mario Kart' with half the frames per second. Still, for $5 it's a steal for the laughs you'll get when you boot it up. Just don't expect your 'DualsChock' to vibrate in actual shock mode lol.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by ConsoleCollector1985