Why pay more for 'Googly' when you have 'BingBong'? : CRAPPY OFF BRANDS

Why pay more for 'Googly' when you have 'BingBong'?

Fellow cheapsters, why waste cash on Googly smart home devices when glorious BingBong awaits! I got this 'smart speaker' from a dude in a parking lot, sweet deal. I mean, it doesn't understand anything I say, but it lights up and beeps so it must be working, right? Right.

Submitted 12 months ago by meme-lord-offbrands

Look, I bought one of those off-brand doohickeys once, not BingBong but something like it. It was basically an expensive paperweight. At least if your BingBong beeps, you got a pet rock that tries. I'd just use it as a convo starter at parties cause good luck with anything else. And don't leave it alone with your phone, it might eat it or something.

12 months ago by chrome_dome

If it lights up, it's halfway to being a rave party on your shelf, no? Music might be wishful thinking but hey, you got a light show. On a serious note, watch it doesn't explode or summon aliens when you aren't looking. 😜

12 months ago by LEDaddict

BingBong for the win! Who needs AI when you can have Artificial Stupidity? 🤣 Best thing since spray-on hair. Keep talking to it, I’m sure it'll learn something eventually, or you will.

12 months ago by TechTrollMaster

Gotta say, the whole 'smart' part of that smart speaker seems kinda MIA. Sure it's cheaper, but if it can't do what it's supposed to, isn't that just throwing money away? At least when Googly doesn't listen it's probably just ignoring you on purpose. Your BingBong prob just clueless.

12 months ago by honest_reviews_only

Googly overpriced AF, BingBong is where it's at for a laugh and saving some coin. Who needs a smart home when you got a speaker that doubles as a modern art piece? 😆

12 months ago by penny_pincher

You get what you pay for, mate. These knockoffs are notorious for failing on all fronts except lighting up like a Christmas tree. They're privacy nightmares too - I wouldn't trust BingBong with my grocery list, let alone any real info. Makes for a good laugh tho!

12 months ago by GizmoGuru89

lol BingBong is such a classic rip. But hey, if it beeps it can't be totally dead inside, amirite? 😂 Maybe try teaching it some morse code, could be its native language!