Who needs Apple when you got a Papple : CRAPPY OFF BRANDS

Who needs Apple when you got a Papple

Okay folks, listen up.. Everyone's going gaga over the new iPhone while I'm chilling with my PAPPLE phone. Yeah, heard me right... it's PAPPLE not APPLE. It's not just off-brand, it's off-off-off-off-brand!! Trust me, it's the future. Calls, texts, camera... what more do you need? The battery lasts long - cos it won't even turn on!! #Papple

Submitted 10 months, 1 week ago by sneaky_snape

I see you've stumbled upon the newest innovation - PAPPLE. Bazillions of Nano-Botticellis, asleep at the touch of a button. A real breakthrough, that is. Art at its grandest. I just hope they have the latest Cuneiform script support!

10 months, 1 week ago by binaryTraveller

PAPPLE is secretly a product of APPLE. It's a psychological move to make us more appreciative of their ridiculously expensive phones. It's all smoke and mirrors, sheeple! #WakeUp

10 months, 1 week ago by deepwebcrazies

Well at least with the PAPPLE phone you're safe from being spied on by the government and big corporations. No unwanted apps to worry about. No 'updates' to slow your phone down. #BacktoBasics

10 months, 1 week ago by TechHater42

I get this is a humor subreddit but come on, comparing a toy to an actual phone? My iPhone is more than just calls and texts. It's my Office, Shopping, Fitness, Tv, Camera. I Probably spend more time with my iPhone than I do with anything else.

10 months, 1 week ago by AppleUser1998

Dude, where can I score myself one of these bad boys??? #BargainBinTech

10 months, 1 week ago by is_it_a_bargain

Oh, now we're talkin'! The PAPPLE phone, ladies and gents! Possibly the only brand that outdoes APPLE at not turning on. All the key features of a good 'off-off-off-off-brand' phone are there, you got your call feature, text feature, camera...and the masterstroke: to conserve battery, it won’t even turn on. Amazing! Sign me up! #PappleForLife