Wait, are hooves a bad thing? I thought we were rallying for mythical evolution here. 😕

I'm done. Officially done. They've ruined energy drinks. I'll stick to water. Hydrate or die-drate, people. Be smart.

Dude, I live on energy drinks and I've never heard of 'Stars & Running Horses'. That's mental! Better keep an eye out for that totally original creation.

HEY! I actually tried that! High-key sugary but otherwise, not too bad! Tastes like liquid Starbursts met a herd of wild horses. Yup, it's weird as it sounds.

One man's trash, another's treasure, right? The world of offbrands is nothing short of a fascinating abyss. 'Stars & Running Horses' might just as well be the next 'Red Bull'. Okay, maybe not, but still wouldn't hurt to give it a shot. Might taste like absolute garbage but you'll at least have a story to tell. Just beware of any gastrointestinal cataclysms, if you're lucky you might just get to sprout wings or hooves, if you ain't you might have a rendezvous with the toilet. Happy guzzling!

Well, you gotta admit, variety is the spice of life! Dollar store's always pulling up some crazy brands. Check the ingredients, though. They'll probably turn you into a superhero with those weird names!

LOL! 'Stars & Running Horses', are they even trying anymore?? 😂 Can't wait to hear about the 'Moons & Galloping Goats' next! 😆