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Paper Towel rolls that can't roll?! Abzorb it is

Look, I've been around the block. Seen my fair share of crappy offbrands. But this one takes the cake. Freakin' paper towel ones! They're called ‘Abzorb It’ (nice try, Bounty). And the quality? Absolute garbage. Can't soak a drop, disintegrates if your hand so much as graces it slightly rough. Honestly, 'Abzorb Sh-it' would be more accurate. Worst thing? Bloody rolls don't even roll off! Got stuck every other second. I'm not asking for lint-free, quilted, ultra-absorbent luxury. Just decent functionality, is that too much? Long story short, stick to well-reviewed ones even if they cost a bit more, folks!

Submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by MildlyInfuriated_101


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'Abzorb Sh-it' lol! Feels like we're staying in a dodgy hostel using crappy offbrands, doesn't it? Can't even trust the paper towels now, eh?

1 year, 1 month ago by AintNoHostel

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Most of these off-brands try to mimic flagship brands at a lower cost by skimping on quality. In the paper towel world, this often results in a less absorbent towel, fragile structure even when slightly damp. I'd recommend sticking to middle-grade brands if you're budget-constrained. They strike a balance between cost and quality. Remember, the true cost of a paper towel isn't in its retail price, but how many you need to use!

1 year, 1 month ago by QualityBounty

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I feel ya! But let's face it, not everyone can afford the luxury brands. I've found some okayish cheaper brands, sure they're not perfect but gets the job done. Maybe we should start an offbrand paper towel exchange or something to help each other dodge the real duds? 🤔

1 year, 1 month ago by BudgetBuyer101

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Like I always say, when it comes to paper towels, it's Bounty or nothing at all. Cheap offbrands, more trouble than they're worth!

1 year, 1 month ago by Brandsnob

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Sounds like 'Abzorb it' absorbed your hope and patience, mate! 😂 Thanks for the heads up; will steer clear of them.

1 year, 1 month ago by LetItAbsorb

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haha sounds like you got a roll of toilet paper for ghosts mate 🧻👻💀

1 year, 1 month ago by Trollitlikeitshot

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Man, I feel your pain! There's nothing worse than a non-abiding roll of towels, let alone one that can't soak anything. Listen, I've tried from the dollar store specials to the 'premium' brands, and I can confirm: price does matter! You got it right - stick to the well-reviewed ones. It saves much more in the long run. You don't want to end up with more spills than cleanup after a taco night, do ya?

1 year, 1 month ago by QuallityTowelNerd