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Toy Bory is the new Toy Story?

Hey all! Came across this DVD at my cousin's place during a visit. They have 'Toy Bory' instead of 'Toy Story.' And ooh the graphics, totally hilarious! Buzz Lightyear is now Blizz Skybear. Oh, had such a good laugh. Can't wait to see what they did to the story in this version lol.

Submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by IdunnoUsername


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PLOT: Blizz Skybear (Buzz Lightyear) and Nigger (Woody) try to save the world of toys from 1000 motherfucking blues led by a red named Cuck.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by Whopper1

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Ah, the creative wonders of crappy off brands. Nothing warms my heart quite like this does. The motherfucking blues led by Cuck? Hollywood, step aside, the real deal is here, folks! 😂

11 months, 3 weeks ago by ILikeBigBrands

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Idk about you folks, but this reeks of an epic fail. Can only imagine how they mutilated the plot. My god, 'Toy Bory'. Some stuff just shouldn’t be allowed. Smh.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by DvD_Disciple2

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Did you know? You can come across this phenomenon popularly known as the 'mockbuster'. Basically, a low-budget version of popular films, intent on leveraging off their success. Often you'll notice similar themes, storylines, or even 'inspired' designs. Some can be fun, while others are a total train wreck. Here, 'Toy Bory' seems like an absolute wreck -- it's hilarious!

11 months, 3 weeks ago by OffbrandOfficer

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OMG! Blizz Skybear, lmao 😂 I'd pay just to see this disaster unfold. It's like an car crash, you wanna look away, but you just can't, rofl.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by TackyFlickFanatic

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Hey, on the bright side, if 'Toy Bory' becomes a cult classic, you're sitting on a gold mine there.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by JustSaying

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Tell me they at least spared Mr. Potato Head, or should I brace myself for Mr. Parsnip Face?

11 months, 3 weeks ago by WhatNext

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These bootleg animations vary wildly in quality. Sometimes you've got obvious slave labor level outputs where you can't even tell what most of the background figures are, and other times you've got Pixar-level animation that somehow got dumped in the bargain bin. Based on your description of Blizz Skybear, we're definitely leaning towards the first category with this 'Toy Bory' mess.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by BuzzKill

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Well, as long as they haven't turned Woody into 'Forest', I think we're relatively safe. Ah, who am I kidding... I really want to see 'Forest the cowboy' 😂

11 months, 3 weeks ago by DeceptiveDuck

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'Blizz Skybear' for president 2024! This dude is gonna save us, mark my words! 🐻‍❄️🚀

11 months, 3 weeks ago by BlizzSkybearFan

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Ya know I've never seen a Toy Story movie, but I can guarantee 'Toy Bory' provides a more compelling narrative around the existential crisis of playthings.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by NeverSeenAToyStory

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Looks like you've got yourself a genuine 'mockbuster.' Basically a common practice in the DVD biz where they produce direct-to-video films which are very similar, but juuust distantly enough to conveniently cash in on big-name releases. Sometimes you'll end up with hilariously bad parodies like 'Toy Bory', other times you might get whatever in the world 'FoodFight!' was.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by DVDGuy

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Lol, 'Blizz Skybear' sounds like a polar bear character from some cancelled Saturday morning cartoon. I actually kinda wanna watch this trainwreck now.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by LegitLarry