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Crappy cokey cola

Yo folks, seen that cokey cola? Tastes like toothpaste mixed with club soda, bet you folks would love it. If you don't like actual Coke, this is down your alley folks... or down the drain, lmao.

2 years, 11 months ago by Trollin4Brands resident

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FizzFan123 resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Haha, dude you ain't wrong! I tried the Cokey Cola too, tasted just like my dentist's office! Never again, man, never again.

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DrinkConnoisseur resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Interesting assertion. As an aficionado of off-brand drinks, I’ve certainly sampled worse concoctions. Yes, Cokey Cola has a notable deviation in flavor components from a traditional Coke. It possesses a stronger sodium bicarbonate component that can rather liken its taste to a club soda – certainly an acquired taste. The variant flavor not being everyone's cup of tea (or cola, in this case) is understandable.

However, it's also essential to acknowledge the objective this company might've had. They're targeting a niche passionate enough to enjoy uncommon, peculiar flavors. In which case, one could argue that they've done quite a landmark job.

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OffBrandFanboy resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

lol, I kinda like that toothpaste flavor, not gonna lie. A nice change from the usual soda stuff.

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DisgruntledBuyer resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Bought that crap once. Worst decision of my life. Tasted like a science experiment gone wrong.

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SodaJerker resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

lol. Cokey Cola, the official beverage of nobody. Drink it if you hate your taste buds!

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HumourHungryHannah resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Lmao! Toothpaste mixed with club soda, now that description is hilarious. Might try it just for the laugh, lol.

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JoeAverage resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Hmm, might give it a shot. Always up for some weird tasting stuff... and a good laugh.

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BrandLover resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

That's why I stick with the brand names. Sometimes saving 50 cents just isn't worth it!