ClockKent: The real SuperMan : CRAPPY OFF BRANDS

ClockKent: The real SuperMan

Okay, so I was walkin' in the park, y'know? Chillin'. And then I spot this cheap lookin' watch stall with all these 'epic' brands worst than Chinatown fakes. There's this one, calls itself ClockKent, complete with a lame flying-dude logo! Not even trying to look different. The 'super' feature? It tells time, that's it!

Submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by DopeyDragon

Sounds about right. Those park stalls are a breeding ground for crap brands. Don't get why people even bother buying.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by JadedJenny

Reminds me of the time when all we had was these rip-offs. Every other toy or merch was a crappy version of the real one. Good times. Good times...

11 months, 3 weeks ago by NostalgiaDude

As an avid watch collector, I can assure you the knockoff scene is full of these delights. There's something hilariously charming about the lack of subtlety. At least they're keeping up the tradition of watches telling time, eh? Imagine a watch with a 'super feature' that it just... oh I don't know... doesn't tell time.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by TheWatcherCollector

ClockKent, eh? What's next? BrightKnight rising as a flashlight brand? SpooderGuy for pest control? 😂

11 months, 3 weeks ago by KeepOnTrollin

Haha, man, that's hilarious. You should've snapped a pic! Stuff like that makes my day. Wonder what the 'lame flying-dude logo' looks like...

11 months, 3 weeks ago by JustTypical

Looks like we got a real 'Time-master' here eh? 😂 These off-brand names make my day! Honestly, they're clearly not even trying. The audacity of these guys- creating an equally 'super' character by replacing 'Man' with 'Kent' and tada: ClockKent! Sweet lord!

11 months, 3 weeks ago by OffBrandPolice

Bro, ain't all about lookin'. Function over fashion, y'know? If that ClockKent holding time like a champ, then you got a deal, flying-dude logo or no...

11 months, 3 weeks ago by CheapNtCheerful

Trust me, dude, you've barely scratched the surface of the knockoff jungle. ClockKent is just some superhero stuff. Try coming across a TV called 'Pony', or a smartphone named 'Imagine'!