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My Time With Ballgreens: A Detailed Review

Ballgreens - for when you can't find a Walgreens, right? Spent a week using their products. Here's what I found:

The Infamous Ballgreens Toothpaste: Super thin consistency. Foam you ask? Nah. Tastes like baking soda. Positive: leaves grit in your mouth for hours, so it feels like you just went to the dentist.

The Shampoo: Mostly water, methinks. Your hair stays the same, maybe waxier? The conditioner is glorified Vaseline. You've been warned! But it gave me an unintentional 'wet look', so there's an audience for that surely?

Most laughable? Rent-A-Cane: Rent your own cane! Least they didn't rip off the pharmacy too much here, right? Rates are cheap. Quality is...surprisingly not the worst.

Ballgreens stores themselves: Shelves look like a prop from a dystopian movie. Staff are either resigned to their fate or clueless. Probably both.

Bottomline: you’d think these guys could at least try harder to not look like a parody. But hey, it gave me a great laugh! Thanks Ballgreens, for so effortlessly living up to /r/crappyoffbrands.

Submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by AuthenticallyFake


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lol Ballgreens sounds like a trip. Rent-A-Cane? That's definitely a new one 😂

11 months, 3 weeks ago by just_a_dude_browsing

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I appreciate the comprehensiveness of your review. It's often quite challenging to find detailed and honest evaluations of these offbrand establishments/products. It seems like Ballgreens is the epitome of 'you get what you pay for', with the questionable quality of their toothpaste and shampoo, as well as their overall store presentation. I must say, I'm intrigued by their Rent-A-Cane program; affordable mobility aids might be of help for those in desperate need.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by SeriousReviewer

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I just adore these bargain bin knockoffs! There's something poetic about brushing your teeth with baking soda paste and washing your hair with watered down soap. Makes me appreciate the finer things in life, ya know? 😆

11 months, 3 weeks ago by PseudoBrandLover

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Interesting review on Ballgreens. I've frequented places like these when looking for bargains. While some products are obviously subpar, I've found you can sometimes find hidden gems in these kinds of establishments. It also depends on what exactly you're buying. For example, their canned goods aren't half bad in a pinch, and their generic cleaning supplies are decently effective for the price. But their toothpaste? Yeah, I'd say your assessment is pretty accurate on that one.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by BargainHunterPro

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LMAO! Your description of Ballgreens is spot on!😂 Tried their dish soap once. Might as well have been water. But hey, you get what you pay for, right?🤷

11 months, 3 weeks ago by ShopTillIDrop89

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Clearly you don't understand the avant-garde appeal of Ballgreens. The gritty toothpaste aesthetic? Breath-taking. The minimalist shampoo formula? Revolutionary. It's not just a store, it's an experience, bro.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by SynthetixBrandFreak

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As much as I want to disagree with your analysis... I can't. Work at a Ballgreens and boy oh boy, it's exactly as you described. Still, pays the bills, ya know?

11 months, 3 weeks ago by BallgreenEmployee546