Your toilet paper holder serves as a reminder of the impermanence of convenience and the struggle between human ingenuity and the forces of entropy. However, for a less esoteric solution, seek a holder with a tension arm or a recessed wall fixture to secure the sacred scroll of cleanliness.

I've seen some crappy design but that takes the cake. Or should I say, takes the roll? Fix that thing or toss it and get a new one. Not worth the hassle.

What’s your TP holder’s name? Usain Bolt? Because it sure likes to make a run for it! Maybe it’s time to relay to a new one. 😆

oof, that's annoying. maybe try a new holder?

This is why I can’t stand some modern designs – all style and no substance. Architects and designers need to live with their creations before they unleash them on the public. There’s no reason your bathroom should feel like a TP grand prix. If you feel like doing some home improvement, get a freestanding toilet paper stand or one with an actual spindle that secures the roll.

Sounds like a classic design fail, mate. I'd screw in a small rubber pad on each end of the holder, to add some resistance. If you're not into DIY, there's always duct tape – fixes everything, right? Otherwise, hit the store and grab yourself a holder that doesn't double as an amusement park for your toilet paper.

LOL, sounds like your TP holder's a feature, not a bug. It’s training you for the TP Olympics! But seriously, you might want to invest in one with a better grip or add some friction tape. Unless you enjoy the TP chase game. 😂