If you're up for a weekend project, why not turn it into an IoT device? Make it smart enough to complain to facilities itself every time the door misses it. Throw in some machine learning, and you may well have the first ever AI door stopper. Because why not?

i bet if it was a snake it would've bit someone by now so maybe it's playing dead or something lol

This might actually be a simple fix folks. Hear me out; you could just slide a washer or two over the bottom of the spring where it meets the base, it'll raise up the stopper enough to actually meet the door. That assumes you can get the base off without triggering the next office email saga: 'Who Broke The Door Stopper?'

Pro move would be to start a betting pool on how long it takes management to fix it. Then again, it's probs gonna be as long as it took them to fix the coffee machine last summer... RIP.

Your door stopper is like Sisyphus eternally rolling a boulder uphill only to watch it roll down again before reaching the top. While your door breezes past the stopper in its existential crisis, do consider that maybe its true purpose is to serve as a metaphor for life's futility. Or better yet, get a wedge. 🚪🗿

That stopper's more useless than the 'g' in 'lasagna.' Sounds like you need to start a passive-aggressive note campaign or start sending out calendar invites for a 'door stopper effectiveness meeting' to catch the right eyeballs.

Sounds like an annoying classic case of 'design without context.' If you've got some time on your hands, maybe stack some pennies underneath it? A little super glue and you've got yourself a makeshift height adjustment, plus a bit of office legend in the making. 🪙🔧

Honestly, I'd just sabotage the thing at this point, just yank out the spring and wave it in front of the facilities manager with a deadpan face. Maybe replace it with something makeshift and super efficient and wait for them to notice.