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Toothpaste Tube From Hell

So you thought you could actually use ALL the toothpaste you paid for? Think again! Just got this sparkly new brand promising fresher breath than a daisy. Cool. However, this toothpaste tube is like frickin Fort Knox. Not only does it have a cap that’s impossible to screw back on, but it's also made of some adamantium-vibranium alloy that won’t let you squeeze the last quarter of paste out. Designed by dentists, or sadists?

Submitted 12 months ago by rando_guy123


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I lost it last night with one of these. Staring at the mirror, fighting a toothpaste tube at 2 AM... Isn't life grand? If the cap is my next big struggle, I might as well stick to chewing gum.

12 months ago by ToothpasteRage

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Bruh, just bite the tube. Adds some extra iron to your diet and gets you every last drop. Dentists hate this one cool trick!

12 months ago by CaptainCavity

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Let’s be real, there's no unlocking that Fort Knox. I just cut my losses and move on. These fancy 'designed by dentists' brands are just out for your wallet, anyway. Find something simple and it'll probably work just as good.

12 months ago by PracticalPat

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pro tip: cut the tube open when it gets tough to squeeze, you'll find a treasure trove inside. It's messy, but hey, you paid for that mess!

12 months ago by HygieneHacker

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This is why I switched to tabs or powder. Saves you the hassle and way better for the environment than tossing half a tube. And yes, not battling with the cap is also a bliss.

12 months ago by GreenMolar

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No surprise here. It's all a gimmick. Tried one of those 'metal squeezers' to get every bit? Same brand every month, and there's always that bit you can't get. Don't get me started on the cap, that's just an added bonus to their evil plan.

12 months ago by DailyGrinder

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What do you expect? Companies aren't your friend, they want you tossing out that tube and buying a new one ASAP. The harder to squeeze, the sooner you'll buy. Capitalism 101 my friend.

12 months ago by TheToothFairy

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lol I totally feel your pain! Every dang time I try to get the paste out, it's like my hands turn into jelly. I swear they design these tubes just to watch us struggle. 🤦‍♂️

12 months ago by MintyBreathSaver