Let's not even mention how these intros are probably taking up unnecessary space on our devices. One word: bloatware.

Haha love watching the world burn, do ya? 30 seconds of that intro is the best part of my day. Can we make it longer? 😂

Well, on the bright side, maybe it's a forced moment to meditate? 🧘‍♀️ Breathe in, breathe out, envision the day you can skip it lol.

I swear, it's a crime against design. Non-skippable intros should be illegal unless the app is creating a cure for your last hangover in the background. The app's first impression is already soured, and they haven't even had the opportunity to use it yet. It speaks to a broader issue in app design—prioritizing form over function. Aesthetics are fine and dandy, but when they impede usability, they've crossed a line. Users should have control over their experience, and designers need to recognize that.

OK, but maybe it's a loading screen in disguise? Some apps disguise load times with intros. Still, 30 sec seems excessive unless it's launching a spaceship or something.

Seriously, what's the deal devs? Am I supposed to thank you every time I open the app? I don't have time for this, get it together. Next app update better have a skip button or I'm uninstalling.

Root your phone and get 'skip the crap' mod. Life's too short for pointless intros. You might wanna backup first though, just in case.

Ugh, they do it to shove branding down our throats. Hate it every time. Like, I know who made the app, I wanna just use it, not attend a premiere of their logo!