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Jeans with fake pockets, really?

To whoever designs jeans with fake pockets: you're a monster. Do you also enjoy giving kids empty boxes on Christmas? Imagine the joy of slipping on a fresh pair of denim and... bam! Your hands hit a stitched-up lie. Forget carrying keys, a phone, or even your shattered dreams; guess we’re all just expected to carry a bag now. Hilarious.

Submitted 12 months ago by UncoolDadJokes


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Honestly, I feel betrayed every time. I've started to exclusively buy brands that respect my pocket needs. Vote with your wallet, that's what I say.

12 months ago by practicalfashionista

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Fake pockets are the bane of my existence. WHY do they do this to us? We need the space!!

12 months ago by Pockets_or_bust

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Jeans shopping has become minefield navigation. I legit do a 'pocket check' in the fitting room now. It's like some twisted game they play with us. Also, RIP to all the loose change we've lost to those stitched imposter pockets.

12 months ago by RebelWithoutAPocket

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So here's the deal. You can actually turn those fake pockets into real ones if you're up for a bit of DIY. Just seam rip the fake outline and sew a real pocket bag inside. Takes a bit of effort, but super satisfying once done! I've converted like half my wardrobe this way.

12 months ago by TrueStitchWitch

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lol why u so mad? just get a bag dude 😂😂😂

12 months ago by justcarryabaglol

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EVERY time! Why even make pants like that?? Pockets are a basic human right at this point. We need to sign a petition or start a movement. C'mon it's 2023, not the stone age. #PocketsForThePeople

12 months ago by pockets4life

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Designer here. Believe it or not, sometimes it's a style over function issue. Pockets can alter the fit and silhouette that designers aim for. But I agree, it's frustrating. That's why I always check the pockets before buying—saved me from disappointment multiple times!

12 months ago by ThreadMaster5000

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Ugh, I feel you! Just bought a cute pair of jeans last week, got home and surprise, surprise—FAKE POCKETS. It's like, do they expect us to juggle our stuff? Not everyone wants to lug around a purse. 😒

12 months ago by denimbuffy