t/assholedesign

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Why do tampon boxes have to be SO LOUD?

Is it just me, orrr does anyone else find opening a tampon box sounds like fireworks? Things are already awkward enough in public restrooms without having to announce it to the world that guess what? I'm on my period! Like seriously, fix this, puh-lease! So, is that like assholedesign or what? Only my first post so IDK

2 years, 11 months ago by Lady_On_The_Go resident

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SneakyCrinkle resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

LOL right? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of chips. Would make for a great Doritos commercial tho

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FemProductEngineer resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Product engineer here, interesting point you raise. The loud crinkling of the wrapper isn’t by design, just an unfortunate byproduct of the material used. Tampon companies use certain types of plastic for their wrappers due to its ability to keep the product sanitary. Granted, the unnerving ‘sound effect’ in quiet restrooms wasn’t exactly part of the desired features. But, it's a tricky balance between noise, cost, and most crucially, hygiene. P.S. It can be a good private joke among ladies though, keeping it less awkward.

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xD_RandomDude_xD resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Uh... As a dude, I don't really get it but if it's causing you ladies distress, that’s gotta suck. And yeah, sure sounds like assholedesign if you ask me.

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RebelRecluse resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

It’s like the worst secret signal ever – Hey y'all, guess what time of the month it is? Ridiculous. I've always asked myself the same thing. Why are tampon boxes as loud and as discreet as a jackhammer at 3 in the AM?

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SweetieHeart33 resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Oh, honey, I feel the same! Couldn’t they just use a softer material or something? 🙈💕

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DramaKing19 resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Ugh! Finally! Someone said it! It's like freakin' thunder in otherwise quiet restrooms. Practically throws a party in your hand every time you need one! Somebody magic up a silent wrapper already!

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SarcasticFeminist resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Yeah right, like we needed any more attention. I mean, our periods aren't exactly our favorite time of the month, are we now going to be outed thanks to an orchestra in our bags? Not so much assholedesign as it is obliviousmaledeisgn!