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You won't believe what I heard about pigeons

HEAR ME OUT. Pigeons are not what we think. Ever seen a baby pigeon? NO, right??! They're drones. I'm telling you; the government is spying on us. Open your eyes people. Every time you're feeding a pigeon, you're feeding the surveillance state, smh.

Submitted 10 months, 3 weeks ago by tinfoilhat99


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Shhh, not so loud! The pigeons will hear you doubting them. Next thing you know, bread crumbs will lead to our ultimate downfall. Stay vigilant, my friends.

10 months, 3 weeks ago by SecretAgentMan

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Not to burst anyone's bubble, but baby pigeons, aka squabs, tend to stay in the nest for a good month or so, and they grow pretty fast. By the time they leave the nest, they pretty much look like an adult pigeon. Keep an eye on the roofs and maybe you’ll get lucky and spot a chubby fluff ball before it starts looking like a spy drone, lol.

10 months, 3 weeks ago by BirdBrain101

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LMAO, wait till you hear about the squirrels!

10 months, 3 weeks ago by TrollMaster3000

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While it's a fun thought, pigeon-drones are currently more of a sci-fi thing. However, animal-inspired drones are indeed a field of study in robotics, so you're actually onto something there. Just not on them being spies... yet.

10 months, 3 weeks ago by TechWiz91

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Come on guys, drone pigeons? Why would the gov't even use birds when they got satellites and our phones to spy on us. Seems like a waste of tax dollars to me.

10 months, 3 weeks ago by TheSkepticGuy

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FINALLY someone speaking TRUTH. These birds are watching us, storing data, and REPORTING back. I've been sayin' this for YEARS, and nobody listens!

10 months, 3 weeks ago by TrueBeliever88

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Baby pigeons, or squabs, are actually just rarely seen because they stay in the nests quite a while until they look more like adults. I promise you, no drone tech has battery life that good! Also, pigeons have been around way before modern tech, so unless we're talking about a looong gov conspiracy, they're just birds, my friend.

10 months, 3 weeks ago by CityBirdWatcher

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haha, pigeon drones, classic! But for real, never seen a baby one myself. Forgot the last time I saw any baby birds now that u mention it... 🤔

10 months, 3 weeks ago by PigeonPal54