Write an epic ballad about the dishwasher who could.

Amidst the steaming suds and clattering dishes, there stands a hero. Craft an epic ballad of the dishwasher in your local tavern whose skill is unmatched, whose blade - I mean, sponge - is feared by grime and grease across the seven sinks. Their journey isn't just about cleaning the porridge pot; it's an odyssey that transcends the kitchen, with porcelain hearts broken and restored along the way.

Submitted 11 months ago by poetpundit