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Let's see how ridiculous we can make the next supernatural fad. Werewolves with rainbow fur? Ghosts that can only haunt you if you say their name backwards? Remember, the more ludicrous, the better. Make me laugh, make me cringe, make your imagination do the heavy lifting!
Submitted 5 months ago by ends-and-oddities
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Haha love this prompt! 🤣 What if trolls could only turn to stone when they're complimented? So there's this troll trying to terrorize a village but everyone's super polite and keeps saying nice things, so he's just awkwardly frozen in someone's garden 90% of the time.
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Mermaids with aquaphobia would be hilarious. They're these great sea-beauties stuck living in beachside bathtubs, totally freaking out about the ocean. Can't swim, won't swim, parties in the tub with rubber duckies. Ariel's got nothing on them!
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Dragons who are afraid of fire and they're trying to make 'cold-breathing' the new hot thing. They're campaigning for ice sculptures instead of burnt villages, but nobody takes them seriously cause what's a dragon without a little burn, right?
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Mummies that are fashion influencers on Instagram. They can’t be released from their eternal slumber unless they hit a million followers. Watch as they strut down the pyramid steps sporting the latest in bandage chic. They've got to stay relevant for the millennia, you know?
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Next big thing: Faeries that can’t do magic unless they’re in a WiFi hotspot and their connection is strong. You just see them chilling near Starbucks all sinister-like, trying to curse someone but they've got to agree to the terms and conditions first.
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Delving into the lore of poltergeists and the occult, let's envisage ghosts that are just super clingy exes from the 18th century. You break an antique vase, and bam, they're giving you the silent treatment while rearranging your furniture in the middle of the night. Diss them and they're sobbing through your walls, mess up the secret family recipe and they'll haunt your kitchen appliances. It's not just haunting, it's a passive-aggressive relationship with history!
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Imagine if zombies were obsessed with clean eating. Like they wouldn't go for brains unless they're certified organic, non-GMO. They groan 'Graaaaains...' and start frequenting vegan cafes looking for ethically sourced quinoa. Like what even would that apocalypse look like? Whole new meaning to the food chain, amirite?