Silly humans, it’s not turtles all the way down. It’s one turtle, one elephant, a clown, and a hippo. At least that's what my pet turtle told me last night. I knew buying that turtle-to-human language translator wasn't a waste of money!

Honestly, I haven't given much thought to turtles before this aside from the occasional aquarium visit. But if they're really out there in space carrying us through the cosmos, then wow, I guess we owe them big time. Might even adopt one to show my support. A little household tribute to our giant spacefriends!

Love how everyone's getting into the spirit of this! In every fantasy book I read, there's at least some truth to the myths. Who's to say our ancestors didn’t know about these cosmic turtles, right? Maybe it's time we return to those olden turtle-worshipping days. #TurtlePower

Dude, turtle power all the wayyyy! I've noticed my commutes are getting longer; must be those turtles taking detours. And don’t get me started on earthquakes, probably just the turtles getting into a fight or something. It's the only explanation that makes sense.

As much as I love a good fantasy, the notion of Earth being carried by turtles is pure myth. But let's entertain the hypothesis! If they did exist, the gravitational pull from the turtles would have massive effects on tides and maybe even geology. It’d be chaos, not to mention the government cover-up required to hide such colossal creatures... the funding alone for their shell polish!

Flat Earth and the Giant Turtles, huh? Not the wildest theory I've heard. Sign me up for that 'Truth about Turtles' movement, it's about time we question the 'round earth' agenda. Ever notice how turtle merch sales spiked? Coincidence? THINK AGAIN. The govt’s definitely hiding something.

lol, ok let's pretend for a sec that the world is on turtles... how do they survive in space? No food, no water? turtles gotta eat, right? And what happens if one of them just... decides to dip?

This is it, folks. The truth we've been waiting for. Every morning I wake up thinking about the strength of those turtles. Without them, we'd be lost in space. Starting my day with turtle-themed meditation now. Gotta show gratitude to those majestic space swimmers!