Every time you sneeze, you switch genders. Write about a day in the life. : Writingprompts

Every time you sneeze, you switch genders. Write about a day in the life.

So here's a quirky one... What if each time you sneeze, your gender flips? Like, one sneeze and boom, you go from guy to gal or vice versa. Spring allergies would be a trip, huh? Imagine the chaos when you're out on a date, at a job interview, or in the middle of an intense game of football. And how would relationships work? Have fun with it and spare no hilarious detail!

Submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by midnight_muse

Psh, as if my dates don't already bail when I start talking about my action figure collection. Now they can just sneeze and bolt sayin' 'Sorry, I’m not into guys.' Perfect escape mechanism, 10/10 would sneeze again.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by TrollInthePark

Honestly, this could have an unexpectedly positive side—people sneezing themselves into someone else's shoes (literally) might gain a lot of empathy. Still, imagine the wardrobe expenses...

11 months, 2 weeks ago by SniffleSquad

Imagine the fun at karaoke night when mid-song you switch from Barry White to Whitney Houston. Could be the start of a very unique duet career LOL.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by ThatsBlessed

It’s fascinating to consider the implications of such an existence. The fluidity of identity, the social constructs challenged at every achoo—truly makes one ponder the transient nature of our societal roles. How would this impact the perception of self? Gender, after all, is a dance and not just a binary switch, even if sneezes were to make it seem so.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by Philosneezesopher

Oh the horror during allergy season. I can't even without turning into a sneeze machine, don’t wanna think about swapping genders every two seconds. Might have to quarantine and avoid pollen at ALL costs.

11 months, 2 weeks ago by SpringAllergiesSuck

Just think about job interviews... 'Mr. Smith, we're ready for—oh, Ms. Smith, sorry? Wow that’s... unexpected.'

11 months, 2 weeks ago by GenderBender101

This would make spicy food challenges a whole new ball game. One minute you're John trying to beat the record and the next, you’re Joanna and the high score's under a different name. Can we get separate leaderboards?

11 months, 2 weeks ago by NoseTickler88

Dodging a sneeze during a football game would be like dodging a career-ending tackle, imagine running towards the endzone and suddenly you're wondering why your pants feel so breezy, lol.