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Let's ponder the implications here. A world where idioms are taken at face value would be utter pandemonium. If someone 'kicked the bucket', we'd have a lot of spilled water and, presumably, a concerning mortality rate. 'Let the cat out of the bag' would be quite the issue for PETA, and imagine the economical impact if 'money actually did grow on trees'. The stock market would be an arboretum!
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This is a super interesting concept tbh, what about 'killing two birds with one stone'? That would be hardcore. Stone sales would skyrocket, bird populations would plummet. And our language would probably change cause it'd be too dangerous to say anything!
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The phrase 'butter someone up' is the real golden nugget here. Just think about it, people sliding around all greased up like in an infomercial for non-stick pans. Would definitely make politics more transparent... or just shinier, I guess.
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