In-depth analysis of 'Detective Baby' : Worst TV Shows I Made

In-depth analysis of 'Detective Baby'

So I took one for the team and watched 'Detective Baby'. The entire premise rests on a toddler that solves crimes by uh, drooling on evidence I guess. The plot hinges on ludicrous deus ex machina situations where somehow a baby outwits seasoned criminals. The CGI is a joke, baby's mouth moves like a bad ventriloquist act. And don't get me started on the 'parent' side characters who are more clueless than a sack of bricks. Episode 3's car chase scene might just be the worst television ever produced, with a baby behind the wheel in a 'comedic' pursuit. Avoid at all costs.

Submitted 9 months, 2 weeks ago by oldschooltvbuff

Lol, you actually watched it? Detective Baby for president 2024, amirite? Let's replace all detectives with toddlers... oh wait, maybe the world would be better off 😂

9 months, 2 weeks ago by TVTrashTalker94

Never writing a TV review but here goes nothing. Detective Baby is an enigma, it's so bad that i actually watched three full episodes. Why do they think a diaper-wearing 'detective' would appeal to anyone with a functioning brain? I mean even the title sequence, with the baby's magnifying glass finding clues in a playpen? C'mon!

9 months, 2 weeks ago by Rand0mRanter

I usually try to find a silver lining in the VFX work of every show, even the dreadful ones. But 'Detective Baby' makes me question my career choice. The CGI looks like it's from the early 90s. Whoever did the baby's mouth animations should be restricted to PowerPoint presentations. Has potential as a cult drinking game though, take a shot for every blatant CGI flaw and you won't remember the second half.

9 months, 2 weeks ago by VisualFXSnob

Sat through the whole season because I lost the remote. Episode 7 where Detective Baby interrogates a suspect made my brain cells commit sudoku. The only mystery is how this show got greenlit.

9 months, 2 weeks ago by BingeWatcher101

saw a bit of this trash fire while hungover and thought i was hallucinating. nope, it's real and its exactly as bad as you said. im all for suspending disbelief but this is a whole new level of dumb.

9 months, 2 weeks ago by LazyCouchPotato

I did some digging into 'Detective Baby', and apparently the writer's room was a rented ball pit. The continuity errors alone could fill a diaper. Episode 4 had the baby solve a crime in Paris, but Episode 5 has them not recognize their own backyard? And the spokesperson for the detective agency being an actual parrot—that's the twist we're going with? Whoever thought this could work should stick to infomercials.

9 months, 2 weeks ago by PlotHoleHunter

my kids thought it would be fun but seriously what are they teaching them?? a toddler driving a car??? i mean come on! we can't let the little ones think this is okay, and the whole drool as a plot device... just gross and not educational at all!!

9 months, 2 weeks ago by MomsWhoHateTV

Lemme guess, Detective Baby's arch nemesis is a geriatric cat with laser beam eyes? This show is like if Picasso painted with a mop instead of a brush. It's art in the sense that it exists, but I'd rather watch paint dry.