You know those recruitment posters that they have all over... 'Uncle Sam wants YOU!' Uncle Sam isn't real, geniuses! Stop falling for it!

So I was out late last night, right? Walking down Main street and this huge billboard just catches my eye. 'Nightmare Emporium - We will haunt your dreams'. I was thinking, who in their right minds would pay for that service?! Honestly, I thought it was some college kids prank …

So there's this sign by the corner store near where I work. It's one of those 'No Parking' signs. Now, right next to it, 2 feet away at most, is a parking meter. I'm no traffic cop, but something doesn't add up here. Weird thing is, I've seen cars both …

Just moved to a new place... And would you believe the previous owner had a 'Do Not Enter' sign hung up on the toilet door??? I mean, where else am I supposed to go?? It's too weird to have guests over, so it's gotta go. :P

They're not really making us stop, are they? I mean, there's always that one dude in every neighborhood who just rolls right through. Like, it's for safety, not for decoration. Lol.