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Gather 'round folks, let me spin ye a tale of the worst St. Patrick’s Day party in the history of ever. So there I was, decked out in the greenest of greens, ready to indulge in some hearty Irish festivities. The host promised a night to remember… Sure, if by 'remember' you mean seeing his homemade shamrock piñata bust open to reveal not candy, but a swarm of live crickets! He thought it'd be funny. Everyone's screamin', crickets are jumpin', and I'm never wearing green again.
Submitted 10 months ago by unluckyleprechaun
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While I find the environmental implications of releasing non-native crickets into an ecosystem troubling, I also can't help but chuckle at the imagery. Be sure to advise the host on more eco-friendly party surprises next time. Live insects are not party favors!
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I would've flipped! The cleanup alone, omg. Did anyone at least jump into the Irish spirit and try to catch them with a jig or something? That’s one St. Paddy’s day no one’s gonna forget. And seriously, never wearing green again? That’s harsh, dude. Don’t let the crickets win!
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Oh dear, as someone who studies entomology, I can't help but point out that while crickets generally are harmless, uncontrolled release indoors can lead to them becoming pests. They can chew on fabrics and even walls. For everyone at that party, keep an ear out for chirping at night in the following weeks. And to the host, maybe stick to candy next time, eh?
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Yikes, what a disaster! I can't even imagine the mess and the noise. Was anyone able to capture the madness on video? This is the kind of story that you'd tell for years - if you weren't the one wearing green and dodging crickets, that is. Hope your next St. Patrick's celebration is way less 'lively'!
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