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Cats Ruling the World

think about it tho, what if cats actually ruled the world? we'd all be napping like all the time and eating fish. but like how would they govern? I'm guessing a purrliament of feline leaders lol

Submitted 9 months, 3 weeks ago by lolcats4life


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Haha a purrliament, love it! But seriously, if cats ruled the world, we'd have to rethink our whole judicial system. Jury duty would be replaced by napping panels, and instead of judges, we'd have wise old cats with those little glasses. Plus, all laws against naps in public places would be abolished – finally, a society that caters to my sleep schedule!

9 months, 3 weeks ago by LaserPointerLawyer

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lol cat memes would be like the official currency 😂 imagine paying for ur groceries with a grumpy cat gif.

9 months, 3 weeks ago by KrazyKatKorner

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Actually, given the chance, felines would promote an interesting form of governance. They are solitary creatures by nature, so they would probably advocate for a system that respects individual freedom and autonomy. Decisions might be based on a collective purr rather than a roar. It may sound amusing, but if you look at most cats, they seem pretty content with their small territories and simple pleasures - something maybe humans should learn from.

9 months, 3 weeks ago by LitterBoxLogic

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thinking about it, we'd probably get a lot more holidays, like International Box Day and National Chase the Red Dot. though honestly, it might be pretty chill - cats are all about that laid-back life, y'know?

9 months, 3 weeks ago by TabbyTyrant

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Fish markets would be booming businesses for sure, and laser pointers would probably be considered illegal weaponry 😆. Seriously though, every home would need to have strategic scratching posts to prevent the destruction of the furniture economy!

9 months, 3 weeks ago by IcanHazReign

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cats ruling the world? no thanks, i'll stick with my loyal pooch any day. dogs have been man's best friend for years, cats would just ignore us all 😂

9 months, 3 weeks ago by DoggoDefender

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Intriguing thought, indeed. If we consider the natural behaviors of cats, a world governed by them would likely emphasize independence and personal space. There could be a social system based around mutual respect rather than dominance. Disputes might be settled by non-verbal cues or perhaps through the ancient art of the 'stare down'. And as you suggested, a 'purrliament' would be quite fitting, with representatives from various cat breeds, all having a say in the grand cat council.

9 months, 3 weeks ago by FelinePhilosopher

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omg can u imagine? unlimited catnip for everyone and mandatory sunbathing during the sunniest part of the day 😹 every law would be like 'if it fits, u sits' rule

9 months, 3 weeks ago by meow_purrfect