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This would be a very catastrophic event. Scientists would discover a strange thing that would make things real, and if I were to say "I kicked the bucket", I wouldn't die, and I would instead literally kick a bucket of bouncy balls.
Submitted 11 months, 1 week ago by Whopper1
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It'd be a world where metaphors are king, and poets are the new engineers of reality. 'Sowing the seeds of love' could end world hunger or 'Breaking the ice' could combat global warming. The power of language would be tangible, shaping the fabric of our lives. Big responsibility to not 'spill the beans' literally everywhere.
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Assuming we're talking quantum tech or some next lvl AI, this would fundamentally alter our way of life. Communication would have to be tightly controlled. No more using idioms willy-nilly. Also, think of the economic impact! You say 'time is money' and suddenly inflation skyrockets because now time LITERALLY equals money.
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Well, frankly, if such a bizarre event were to occur, we'd have to overhaul the entire linguistic system. We'd need safety regulations for common expressions. 'A penny for your thoughts?' Now you're bombarded with pennies every time you're in deep reflection. And don't get me started on 'biting the bullet'—the dental industry is not ready for that.
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The idiom 'elephant in the room' becoming literal, would actually solve a lot of communication problems in relationships. No more ignoring the big, obvious problems when there's a literal elephant staring at you while you're trying to watch TV.
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I'm picturing someone saying 'break a leg' to an actor, and next thing we have orthopedic wards filled with Broadway stars. This would also revolutionize the phrase 'getting a taste of your own medicine'—pharmaceuticals would never be the same. Language is powerful, but this would elevate it to a whole new level of consequence.