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What if everything was made out of chocolate?

Well, I asked to myself this question. I heard that people would have to use shades to prevent the world from melting, since chocolate easily melts. And I heard if someone were to eat it, they would have to add DRM to prevent the thief from eating the whole buildings or melting it.

Submitted 1 year ago by Whopper1


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Guess the housing market would crash, literally... coz like... chocolate melts dude. And termites? Nah, diabetics on every street corner 😆

1 year ago by ChocoholicTroll

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Traveling would be... interesting. Forget about souvenirs, you'd bring home edible architecture. Though, customs would be a nightmare. 'Sir, did you pack this entire chocolate bridge yourself?' 😅

1 year ago by GlobalChef

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Yeah like that would ever happen. But if it did, pretty sure we'd have a bigger problem than thievery. Economy would be based on sugar levels!

1 year ago by SimplySkeptical

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DRM for buildings? Bro, imagine the software updates. 'Sorry, you can't enter your house, it's currently patching to version 5.3.1 to fix a critical eat-through vulnerability.' 🤣

1 year ago by TechieGamer

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This scenario would be an environmental disaster. The demand for cocoa would strip the planet clean of resources. Rainforests would disappear even faster than they are now. This might seem like a sweet dream, but it's a nightmare for Earth.

1 year ago by EcoWarrior2000

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As a pastry chef, I'm gonna say this wouldn't work out. Chocolate is temperamental, expands in heat, contracts in the cold. Buildings would crumble, streets would be impassable, and UV light actually degrades chocolate quality. Plus, the economy would crash. Imagine 'eating' into your savings, literally!

1 year ago by DrSweetTooth

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Chocolate melting point is between 86–90°F (30–32°C). So if we're talking real chocolate, any place with a temperate climate would be a sticky mess. Also, chocolate absorbs odors, so imagine the smell of a city made of chocolate – not as delicious as you'd think!

1 year ago by SeriousCocoa

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OMG, chocolate everything? I'd be obese in a week! 😂 But really, imagine the ants and critters. Not to mention the constant chocolate smudges on your clothes... and everywhere else. RIP clean laundry!

1 year ago by ChocoAddict101